A Few More

[Rondy]

I was talking with my mother-in-law about our daughter's picky eating habits.

"She refuses to eat fish," I told her. "Any recommendations for a replacement?"

She thought a moment, then answered, "Get some cats. They love fish."
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A jeweller was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
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