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Rondy | 14:50 Fri 15th Sep 2023 | Jokes
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A lorry carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the motorway.
Police are warning of long delays due to rubberknickers!
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She leaned over the kitchen table and squealed, "Smack that bottom. Smack it hard!"
"I am," I replied. "But the Tomato Ketchup just won't come out!"
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My mates a plasterer and all he does is go on about how good he is..personally I think he's laying it on a bit thick.
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