A Few More

[Rondy]

A recent article in the Daily post reported that a man, Dave Harper has sued St Paul's hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Mrs Harper was admitted for cataract surgery, all we did was correct her eyesight."
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Trying to help my dad quit smoking. Bought him some cigarettes dipped in gasoline.

His face just lit up!
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I've made loads of money from doing cat impressions.

I've really landed on my feet.
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They're remaking the Tommy Steele classic "Half a Sixpence".

It's 3d.
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It never fails to amaze me that a penguin wrote all those classic books.
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[JimF]

Posting them in bold doesn't actually make them funny...

[dustypuss]

But thay are.

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[Patsy33]

Haven't heard any of them. 😆

[Canary42]

The 3d one is a bit dated - youngsters won't get it 😃😃😃 

[maggiebee]

You always give me a laugh Rondy. Usually pass on to a housebound friend who loves them. Keep up the good work.