Body & Soul0 min ago
And There's More
A corporal gets called before his CO The CO bellows "Have you been AWOL, I've been trying to find you all morning?!"
"No sir, I was at camouflage practice, Sir!"
"Well I was at camouflage practice and I couldn't see you anywhere"
"oh, thank you very much, Sir!"
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I once had a girlfriend called Peg....We met online.
Well, I say girlfriend... Really, I just used to hang out with her.
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Grandad on his deathbed surrounded by his loved ones
"Are you all here? Agnes my wife, my five children and my ten grandchildren?"
"Yes Grandad we're all here beside you"
Grandad "Then why is the light on in the kitchen?"
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