The Nun…..

[Smowball]

A soldier ran up to a nun. 

Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." 

The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" 

The nun replied, "He went that way." 

After the Military Police had  ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." 

The nun said, "I understand completely." 

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not out of line sister, but you have a great pair of legs!" 

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen I have a great pair of b*lls  too….you see, I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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