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[Rondy]

Wife asked me why the fridge was full of stir fry!
I told her I must have been sleep wokking aagain.

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Which girl is best at keeping a secret?
Chantelle.

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I'm not going back to the gym.
First attempt at a lift I dropped the weights on my toes.
A Crushing defeat.

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Everyone told me my father was mad. Apparently, he thought he was a Jumbo Jet.
I never knew my dad.
Just after I was born, he took off.

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I lost the dictionary yesterday
My wife said “ have you looked upstairs? “
I said “I can't look up anything”

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My girlfriend told me to show more interest in her family.
So now I'm dating her sister.

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[Patsy33]

Good ones! 😆

[Squitty]

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