A Few More

[Rondy]

A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness. He gained courage, opened the door and found his wife and his daughter watching a late Night movie.He passed them and went upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didn't say a word. Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them, and again back to the upstairs corridor. But his wife didn't say a word. He signal his daughter to come. And he asked her, "How come today your mother isn't speaking or even uttering a word?" His daughter replied, "She asked me for a lipstick and by accident I gave her GLUE instead."

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I've noticed that a lot of Americans say French words regularly, such as hors d'oeuvres.
And that's just for starters!

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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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