Grandma

[Canary42]

My mate said "we'll all miss grandma this Christmas, but we know she'll be looking down on us "

I replied "oh dear, when did she die?"

He replied "she's not dead, we're still waiting for the Stannah stair lift engineer".

[Barsel]

Are you having Grandma for Christmas?

No, we're having a turkey like everyone else!

[Patsy33]

So she's on the landing, waiting for take off? 😆

[Ellipsis]

Ho Stannah in the highest ...