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Rondy | 14:36 Wed 20th Dec 2023 | Jokes
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Sally: Hmmm... there was something else I had to buy, and I can’t think of it.
Mary: Was it tuna fish... or cereal… or sugar… or coffee?
Sally: No, none of those things. Especially not coffee! I don't drink that awful stuff, it makes me nervous!
Mary: They have decaffeinated coffee, you know?
Sally: It's not the caffeine that makes me nervous... it’s the price!

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I heard there's a new std affecting Eskimos rubbing noses.
It's called sniffilis.

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Got my lovely wife some perfume for Christmas.
It smells nice I hope she likes it, it's called Tester.

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Teacher: "You boy, what's your name?"
Boy: Mickey Jones.
Teacher: "We'll call you Jones here.
We don't use first names.
Boy: "My dad won't like that - he takes
offence if people take the Mickey out of my name.

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How do you know Santa Claus is a man?
No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.

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Since it has started snowing my wife has done nothing but look through the window!
If it gets any worse I'll probably have to let her back in.

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Rondy,i bought my wife some perfume for christmas called

come to me,but when she put it on she said it does not smell like come to me.

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