A Few More

[Rondy]

I've got a friend who can only count up to three, but he still got a job.
He puts the crisps into Walkers crisp packets.

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A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, "Hmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are twenty £1 coins."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward."

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I spent last night defrosting the fridge, or foreplay as she likes to call it.

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Yesterday my wife saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned everywhere thoroughly.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Do you know:
A chicken pie in St. Lucia costs £1.45
A chicken pie in St. Kitts costs £1.65
A chicken pie in Dominica costs £1.20
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty. When i got home I watched 50 minutes of it and never saw her once. She still hasn't come home yet, and I'm starving.

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