snail joke

[dorindarasbe]

hi all, i once heard a brilliant joke that was so funny but have forgotten how it went, it was about a snail going out for an icecream, i think, and he goes to the gate and back again which takes days but cannot remember the rest. can anyone help please? many thanks.

[Thunderbird+]

I dont know that one but I'm sure someone will remember it, anyway here's another snail joke, for the mean-time-

Two snails looking in the window of a car show room and one says to the other, It's so boring being a snail, I need to gat a car, I wanna go places and get there fast, I wanna get noticed, raise my profile!
Anyway, after some drooling the snail go's into the show room and says to the salesman, "I'd like that E-type Jag over there but I want a special paint job done on it, instead of just plain yellow,I want it covered in lots of the letter 'S's.
The salesman says to the snail ,okay I can do that but why all the S's, Well the snail says, when I drive through the town, I want people to stop and turn their heads and say- Wow man, just look at that S-car-go!
Pardon my french ;�)

[ali_alic]

A snail goes into a pub on new years eve and asks for a pint, the barman refuses to sserve him, but the snail starts arguing with him, so the barman gets him slung out. Next year on News Years Eve the snail walks back into the bar and says "What did you do that for?"

[greenrook]

there was also this snail who got mugged by two slugs and when the police later asked him if he could describe them, he wasn't able to because he said it all happened so fast...

[Thunderbird+]

Did you know, If you stood in your garden and a snail was to slither up your leg, it would be 6 hours before you go-
Wahhhhhhhhhh!

[greenrook]

I like it T-bird