Fancy Dress

[lankeela]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg goes into a fancy dress shop asking for an outfit that won't make people take the p*ss out of him. The assistant says he could have a knotted handkerchief for his head and with his wooden leg could go as a pirate. The man is offended and says that is not funny. The assistant then offers him a monks habit, to cover his wooden leg and a ring of hair to put on his bald head. The man is outraged and says the assistant is really taking the p*ss. The assistant has had enough by now and says he will get him a tin of golden syrup, he can pour it over his bald head, stick his wooden leg up his arse and go as a toffee apple.

[jasperthomas]

Good crack?

On a friday afternoon it was amusing!