Another beer
Man comes home and says to wife "Quick, get me a beer before it starts"...........He drinks it and says to his wife "Quick get me a beer before it starts"...............She dutifully gets him a beer which he promptly drinks.
A few moments later he says "quick get me another beer before it starts".................
She says " look here you lazy fat b4stard, you walk in, sit down and start barking out orders...........................................
"Fcuk me he said, it's started"