Head on the Beach

[weeal]

Police arrested a man in Arbroath today over the head on the beach case, he was seen walking in the town with a Morrisons bag, when the @rse fell out of it.

[factor-fiction]

.....You'll have to give us a clue with this one

[weeal]

pmsl - really?

[dustypuss]

SON
Mammy mammy dose the o pear girl come apart .

Mammy

no son why .

well I heard daddy say to his mate that he screwed the arse of ours last night

[heathfield]

Police in Arbroath were overstretched, so they asked for a hand from Carnoustie. One was found for them on the beach.

After finding most of the hand, Carnoustie police report that they are still carrying out a fingertip search.

My wife's convinced it was suicide.

[heathfield]

The latest is that an item of luggage was found in Arbroath Harbour that contains 'body parts'. Police are still looking into the case.

[weeal]

pmsl these are good Heathfield

[weeal]

First a head in a carrier bag, then a hand, then another...bl00dy immigrants trying to sneak in one bit at a time eh!

[Dilbert53]

Police have now found a second hand. Let's hope they find the rest of the watch.