3 blokes in the pub talking about women. "You won't believe my wife" says one, "she just bought herself a car and she can't drive!". "Yeah," says the second man, "My wife's got herself loads of fitness gear and a personal trainer but she's in great shape." That's fcuk all says paddy, my missus has bought 30 condoms for a girls holiday to Benidorm but she hasn't even got a ccok"