condoms

[BockingBob]

Written on a condom machine .....
Buy me & stop one

[Ian1]

Written on a condom machine....


Roll on tonight!

[Huderon]

The slogan on ads for Durex some years ago when they sponsored an F1 team was "The crowd stopper"

[tubeway]

Writen on a condon machine:

This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted

Writen later on the same machine

Yes but it lasts all day

[conder]

Buy two and be one jump ahead

[Kirkpatrick]

Condom Manufacturer's Note at the bottom of the machine:
"Made to British Standard 5465 for your safety"
above it in marker pen ..."so was the Titanic"

[squarebear]

"Home for retired Seamen"