ChatterBank0 min ago
Council complain letters
Council complaint letters
1 My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing.
2 He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I just can't take it any more.
3 I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
4 My next-door neighbour's 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5 I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
6 Please repair my house � 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
7 I wish to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his **** wakes me up, and now it's getting too much for me!
8 The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
1 My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing.
2 He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I just can't take it any more.
3 I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
4 My next-door neighbour's 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5 I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
6 Please repair my house � 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
7 I wish to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his **** wakes me up, and now it's getting too much for me!
8 The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Answers
1 to 11 of 11
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by imhotep. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman. He looks at his watch, then looks at the woman.
�Is your girlfriend late?� She asks.
�No,� he replies. �I�ve just been given this gadget which can tell me things about the person I am sitting next to.�
�Hell, what does it tell you about me?� she asks.
�It tells me that you aren�t wearing any knickers,� James Bond replies.
�Well, it�s wrong, I am wearing knickers,� she says.
James Bond raises an eyebrow and taps his watch.
�Damn thing,� he says. �It must be an hour fast.
�Is your girlfriend late?� She asks.
�No,� he replies. �I�ve just been given this gadget which can tell me things about the person I am sitting next to.�
�Hell, what does it tell you about me?� she asks.
�It tells me that you aren�t wearing any knickers,� James Bond replies.
�Well, it�s wrong, I am wearing knickers,� she says.
James Bond raises an eyebrow and taps his watch.
�Damn thing,� he says. �It must be an hour fast.
Oooh ,hi Chris.I didn't see your post until now.
Sorry about that! Yes,I did see those threads of yours.
I guess they can be classed as Jokes.....lol
My Firefox is working okay now,it does tend to slow down a bit at times even though I have upgraded it a bit.
But apart from that,all is well.
One question though,I got RegCure and PC Tools Spyware Doctor installed but have not yet registered with them.Is it worth registering with them or not?
Sorry about that! Yes,I did see those threads of yours.
I guess they can be classed as Jokes.....lol
My Firefox is working okay now,it does tend to slow down a bit at times even though I have upgraded it a bit.
But apart from that,all is well.
One question though,I got RegCure and PC Tools Spyware Doctor installed but have not yet registered with them.Is it worth registering with them or not?
John was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said: �Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?�
�Honey,� she replied. �I would definitely say that you�re warm.�
�Really?� he said excitedly.
�Yes,� she replied. �In fact I would say that you�re the dictionary definition of the word warm.�
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and read: �Warm: Not so hot.�
�Honey,� she replied. �I would definitely say that you�re warm.�
�Really?� he said excitedly.
�Yes,� she replied. �In fact I would say that you�re the dictionary definition of the word warm.�
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and read: �Warm: Not so hot.�
1 to 11 of 11
