the zoo

[tonyav]

a bloke takes his kids to the zoo. when they get inside there's just one cage with one small dog sitting inside it. he storms in to the office to complain '' you call this a zoo ? ! ! it's just one fookin dog sitting in a cage ! !''
the ticket seller calmly replys '' thats right sir.
it's a sh!tzhu. ''

[Whickerman]

lol - classic.