Mary again

carlton23 | 12:36 Mon 17th Aug 2009 | Jokes

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Mary had a little lamb
It`s fleece was all white and wispy
Untill it caught Foot and Mouth
Now it`s Black and Crispy

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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon.
10 thousand volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon!

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bare

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