is this true..lol

Bobbisox | 13:53 Thu 14th Jan 2010 | Jokes

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The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the
Wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right
Back.

'Where are you going, *** Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a
Beer...'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
Different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
Think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop..... But at the bar.... You
Know....they have frozen glasses......... '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
By saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face ?' She took a huge
Beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
Holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll , but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
Be long.. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
Out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings , pigs in
Blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey...... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty
Words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN Sugar! SIT YOUR
SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW
AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS NOT GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT Sugar IS OVER! GOT
IT, ***?'

And they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?