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olddutch | 17:08 Fri 07th May 2010 | Jokes
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Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

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4CANDLES YR DOING PRETTY GOOD TOO AFTER YOUR SLIP UP !
17:45 Fri 07th May 2010
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I'm now on a holy diet, I eat what I like & pray I don't put on weight.
17:46 Fri 07th May 2010
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The man who never made a mistake never made anything
17:46 Fri 07th May 2010
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Your not overweight your under tall----(I gave this to my LITTLE sister-- she is only 4ft 11" tall)
17:47 Fri 07th May 2010
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ENA

DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY THIS - BUT IVE FANCIED YOU SINCE APRIL 1963
17:49 Fri 07th May 2010
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Sure you can say it - you are not alone you know
17:51 Fri 07th May 2010
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SHUCKS ENA, HOW MANY OTHERS ?
17:52 Fri 07th May 2010
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Little Mary Rose sat on a tintack,little Mary Rose.
17:53 Fri 07th May 2010
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Assassins do it from behind.

Corduroy pillows make headlines.
17:53 Fri 07th May 2010
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He who laughs last had to have the joke explained.
17:55 Fri 07th May 2010
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Many people have eaten in this kitchen-----some have survived to tell the tale
17:55 Fri 07th May 2010
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Greater in number than the keys on my piano in the Glad Tidings Mission Hall + all the milk stouts Minnie, Martha and I have drunk in the RR olddutch!
17:55 Fri 07th May 2010
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ASKYOURGRAN

YOUR'E BEAUTIFUL TOO - HAVE YOU HAD A TELEGRAM FROM THE QUEEN ?
17:56 Fri 07th May 2010
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Due next week OldDutch thanks for asking

lol ttfn.
17:58 Fri 07th May 2010
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MEMORIES HEY, ENA

NOSTALGIA AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE !
17:59 Fri 07th May 2010
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17:59 Fri 07th May 2010
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I am just pleased at last gran that someone has appreciated our intrinsic beauty. I think, just maybe, olddutch is now my favourite
18:01 Fri 07th May 2010
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It doesn't take much at our age does it ttfn. I'm saving myself.

I used to be schizophrenic but we are all right now.
18:05 Fri 07th May 2010
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ASKYOURGRAN

WHAT A MIND FOR A LADY OF JUST A FEW YEARS !

Your only as old as the woman you feel - NO HARM INTENDED
18:06 Fri 07th May 2010
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Birds of a feather flock together,except those that have been plucked.
18:07 Fri 07th May 2010

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