Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

[olddutch]

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

[4candles]

Behind every successful man there's a surprised woman

[ttfn]

I believe you gran!

[Mamyalynne]

Save gas F art in a moneybox

[4candles]

Behind every successful man there's a surprised woman

[askyourgran]

Lead me not into temptation I can find the way myself.

[craft1948]

I'm on a gin & tonic diet......so far I've lost 2 days.

[4candles]

Oops - sorry for repeat

[ChuckFickens]

Vine Vida Velcro, I came, I saw, I stuck around

[ttfn]

I don't suffer from stress - I'm just a carrier

Without stress my life would be empty

[olddutch]

YOURE CHEATING 4CANDLES YOU DID SAME ONE MORE THAN ONCE !

M is for Mother not for Maid

[ttfn]

Or the one I bought my big sis:

I am smiling because you are my sister
I am laughing because you can't do anything about it

(:-) how very true!

[olddutch]

SORRY 4CANDLES - I MISSED YOUR SORRY

[boxtops]

I sent my sister that one on a birthday card, ttfn! - great minds....

[ttfn]

I told a friend about it and she asked me to buy her one to give her sister.
It just so sums up my relationship with big sis - I always smile when I see it!

[ttfn]

Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it

[olddutch]

YOUR DOING GOOD ENA - LOVE YOUR HAIRNET

[ttfn]

Thank you olddutch - it is my finest one - only the best for my ABer friends (;-))

[ttfn]

Dear Lord, all I want is world peace and thinner thighs

[4candles]

I've learnt so much from my mistakes I think I'll make another

I'm not suffering loss of reality - I'm enjoying it

The diet starts tomorrow

Practise random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

[ttfn]

Only Robinson Crusoe got all his work done by Friday