BP gets you going.

[bookbinder]

A motorist was driving along an isolated road, out in the countryside, when his car stopped. He had run out of fuel. Just then a bee flew in through the open window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of fuel," the driver replied.
The bee told him to take the cap off his fuel tank and to wait right there, and flew away. A short time later a large swarm of bees flew to his car and went straight into the tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
One of the bees said, "Try it now."
The driver turned the key and the car started immediately.
"That's amazing!" he said, "What did you put in my tank?"
The bee answered, "BP".

[marval]

Groan lol

[boxtops]

Like it!

[bookbinder]

Thank you for that! This one's from my wife's brother-in-law, and his humour's usually a bit -er- questionable, but he's done well with this one!

[Mick-Talbot]

an old lady of 78 told me this one 20 years ago i think she is 98 now.

[boxtops]

still good though, mick!

[bookbinder]

...and probably more topical, now!