One arm...

[ummmm]

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got 1 arm bless him. I shouted, "Where you off to Charlie?" He said "I'm going to change a light bulb."I laughed my fluffing head off and said that's gonna be a bit awkward ain't it?"Not really" he said, "I've still got the fluffing receipt, you spiteful Lady Veg!

[NazNomad]

LMAO ... <--- laffin' my arm off.

[NazNomad]

I upset a lady with a clipboard last week, she approached my in town and asked what grooming products I used ...


I said, "High School Musical and Haribo".

[NazNomad]

me*

[ummmm]

Lol....

[zzxxee]

pmsl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi-bear]

LOL....ummmm x

[NazNomad]

Did the word-filter just kick in ... only 5 minutes late?

[ummmm]

With my last, wrongly spelt word?

[NazNomad]

yep

[ummmm]

Òh...most find new ways to swear :-)

[NazNomad]

How good is the filter?

ùûćçņńţŧ

Ô¿Ô

[ummmm]

Was it suppose to come out like that????

[sandyRoe]

...as the actress said to the bishop

[ummmm]

Haha :-)

[NazNomad]

The letters were meant to be like that, you can rearrange them at your leisure ;-)

[askyourgran]

I didn't get that. (the Haribo one)

[sandyRoe]

Ask, someone using those items might be 'grooming' a juvenile...

[ummmm]

Kids film and sweets...

[mccfluff]

did you text me that, i swear i've read it recently!

[ummmm]

No...I've lost my phone and it's on quiet.