Excape instead of escape.
I hate being called "Chap" as in: "you OK Chap!" Really grinds on me Grrrrr
I once remember an argument with my 15 year old Step Daughter, discussing a local breakwater, she said she had been on "Pow Wall", I had no idea what she was talking about. I eventually sussed that she had been on Pout Wall, she insisted I was wrong and it was in fact called "Pow Wall" even going to the point of saying that the name has probably changed over the years!