Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once more dear friends once more... I am in the house!

Firstly apologies:

Milady and Myludship are still gnashing their teeth across the pond.

Daisy Nonna is unable to attend due to a sojourn (but sends gifts of ginger wine and purple fringing for the rofl)

TTFN (Ena) is again regaling herself of all that the rural climes offer ??

I am not sure if I have missed anyone off the list as has been quiet lately.

Once more the buffet sideboard is laden with delights including a raised Game pie (raised it myself don't you know), assortment of Voltravons - I thought later we could toast our Muffins by the fire the air is quite chill.

The drinks trolley is well stocked and some very old bottles have been dusted off, stock is getting a bit low downstairs. This week's guest Tailcock is the Sherpa Slurpa## it has attitude and altitude and sure to take us all to new heights.

For the Rofl (tickets available at the door) :
Ginger Wine and Purple fringing (Daisy Nonna)

I bring :

A packet of staples
4 Energy saving light bulbs 6 watt (dark is brighter than that)
12 sheets of bubble wrap (1 Jumbo sized)
3 green envelopes

So welcome one and all, draw up a chair and fill your glasses.

Mamya xxx

[slinky.kate]

at last i'm in,i have brought for the roffle,i eye patch,10 gallon hat,pkt marshmallows. i would love a sherpa slurper.

[Mamyalynne]

Coming up Katy and what smashing gifts too. Get a large one in that hat.

[petal54]

oooh!bubble wrap,not popped I hope.
once again we hav a glut of off eggs
an Boer war tin of spam
& 3 odd sized wellies

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Matron. Glad you found the keys to the new padlocks I installed last week.

For the rofl I have meagre offerings -

1 pkt of Fisherman's Friends
A damp loofah
Some old padlocks

I shall partake of a swift Sherpa then set about hiding the guests' belongings...

[fortunecookie]

Often seen this club on here, but I was too young to join !
But I was 50 a couple of weeks ago, so here I am .

[Mamyalynne]

Petal not even I could be so cruel as to offer popped bubble wrap.

Evening Maj, what nice gifts - I shall pop the loofah by the Aga to dry.

[petal54]

take care,my furry heade friend,I've been forced to work under the cupboard for the old bill,after my near arrest today,a moving traffic offence

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Happy birthday Fortune and welcome, do have a Sherpa Slurpa.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Petal, not again have you mixed up your meds once more??

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss fortune (dry lol...) & belated happy birthday to you. May I offer you a celebratory Sherpa?

[petal54]

afraid so Mamya,prob have to have an early night.I had been to A7E this am as well,not for me ,honest,sly look over the left shoulder

[Lie-in King]

Miss petal, I am distraught to learn that you have been on your knees all day - please have a Sherpa...

[Mamyalynne]

I think you sound quite over emotional Petal, take a seat and put head between knees.

[petal54]

many thanks LIK,there are still some thoughtfull gents about

[slinky.kate]

where have you been hiding maj.didnt notice you in the crossword section today.could you please hide my coat somewhere.

[Mamyalynne]

He will Katy he will, have locked Garfield in his shed this week so coats may be safe.

[Lie-in King]

Very good evening, Miss kinky! :-) Alas, I've only just arrived & have not been able to play today!

Your coat is hidden - here is a large Sherpa for your delectation

[Mamyalynne]

Would you all like a slice of the raised game pie.

[slinky.kate]

ok mammy,but just give me the crust,i dont like the game

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, Matron - I'm certain it is delicious.

Aren't Voltravons creatures from outer space?