To laugh or not to laugh

marval | 22:42 Mon 25th Jun 2012 | Jokes

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A blonde takes her car to a mechanic!

The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!'

She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?'

Cops came and knocked on my door and said my dog's been chasing people on a bike! I said "Bog off he doesn't have a bike!"

This bloke was having sex with an enormous woman.

He asks "Can I turn the light off?"

She says "You a bit shy, love?"

He says "No, my *rse is burning."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

"If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They’re trained for that."

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.