Jokes

[M.T.Vessel]

Has anyone got any good jokes?

[flirty41]

What do you call a fly in a bloke's brain? A space invader!!

[Andromeda]

An Englishmad, Irishman and Scotsman walked into a bar. The barman said, "Oy - is this a joke?"

[Andromeda]

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

[Claud]

Two Italian men got on a bus. They sat down in front of a nosy old bag and started talking: "Emma come-a first, den I come. Two asses - dey come-a together, den I come again. Two more asses, dey come-a together again. I come-a again and pee twice. I come-a again for the last time..." "You dirty perverts !", shouted the old bag, "I don`t wanna hear about your sex lives...!" "Eh ? Sex lives ?" Replied one of the Italians. "I was-a saying to my friend how you spell Mississippi..........."

[ollie34]

Whats red and smells of green paint.....red paint

[homer]

Two sausages, a fried egg and a tomato walked into a pub.
The barman said:'Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.'

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