Jokes

[M.T.Vessel]

Has anyone got any good jokes?

[Unabashed]

Why did the chicken cross the road........? To get to the other side......I can hear you laughing from here.....Don't forget I'm here all week folks.

[M.T.Vessel]

Give me more!!!!!

[ravenhair]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.

[ravenhair]

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

[andy hughes]

A man goes to a fancy-dress party carrying a girl on his back. Asked who he is portraying, the gent advises that he is a Mutant Ninja Turtle. Who is the young lady, asks the host. "That's Michelle." is the reply. I know another one about a pig farmer, but it's quite long, and probably not suitable for a Site like this!

[andy hughes]

Why don't worms have any balls? Because they can't sell the tickets!

[addied]

Hear about the shrimp who went to a cocktail party and pulled a mussel?

[Unabashed]

Two Nuns are driving along a dark road when all of a sudden Dracula jumps out in front of the car... The Nuns quickly halt..The first Nun turns the second and says "Quick Betty! Show him your cross." With that the second Nun jumps out of the car and says.. " Oi, Dracula you toothy git get of the road..!!

[Hamish]

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Claud]

3Nuns sitting on a beach All of a sudden a streaker runs past totally naked,2 of the nuns had a stroke but the third could not reach.

[Unabashed]

What's fastest cake in the world..?? ...S.........C............O.........N.........E.....

[andy hughes]

What's pink and hard in the mornings? The 'Financial Times' crossword!