My Wife Is Leaving

[Patsy33]

My wife is leaving me. She said she's fed up with my obsession with food. I pleaded with her, "Oh lamb chop, don't be like that, you silly sausage! Don't you think this is a trifle over the top?"

[maggiebee]

You sound like you are in a real stew about it.

[-Talbot-]

My wife has just left me, she says I'm too insecure.

[-Talbot-]

Panic over...she was just in the kitchen making me a coffee.

[retrocop]

You’re nuts. You can’t have your cake and eat it. Life ain’t a bowl of cherrys. In the marriage steaks you must compromise and then you get the cream.

[marval]

Tell her not to dessert you.

[Zacs-Master]

You're cabbaged.

[-SharonA-]

You're in a right pickle!

[Patsy33]

Two words I'd use to discribe my wife.
Sweet and sour...