Living The Life Of Riley

[Rondy]

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants in France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"Ah well you see," the old man replied, "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, like it.

[Patsy33]

Lol!