Limerick

[nurse1967]

I need to compose an agricultural type limerick, rhythming word is 'show '. I want it to be humorous and about farming. I'm stumped !!

[dannyk13]

. sow,mow. furrow,barrow, crow, row

[dannyk13]

grow,hoe,know,low,woe

[maggiebee]

Slow, grow, blow, overflow, beau, below, dough, crow, snow, Monroe

[Ken4155]

There was an old farmer called Joe
Who couldn't make anything grow
Whatever he tried
Just withered and died
His wife said to him, "Now you know."

[dannyk13]

:-)

[Ken4155]

If the word 'show' has to be in there, you could claim poetic licence and change it to;

There was an old farmer called Shaw :-)

[TheWinner]

Farmer Giles got drunk on Cointreau,
and therefore, he worked very slow,
upending his britches,
he fell in some ditches,
and 'cheekily' won "Best in Show!".

[Ken4155]

^
:-))