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[Rondy]

I was chopping up carrots with the grim reaper yesterday,
yes you could say I was dicing with death.
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Bozo the clown has passed his act onto his eldest son.
They are big shoes to fill.
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I was looking in the lingerie department at M&S when the assistant came over and asked if I needed any help.
"Yes, I'd like to buy some sexy black stockings for my Girlfriend”
"Sheer?" asked the assistant.
"No, she's at home."
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My missus ran at me with a knife last night screaming, "Golf, golf, stupid golf is all you think about you selfish Man
I was terrified...you don't expect to meet anybody on the ninth green at 10.30pm.
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[maggiebee]

Pinching a couple of these Rondy - thanks.