The man sat in the barber's chair and asked for a shave!
The barber produced the cut throat razor and said "Have I shaved you before, sir?"
"No, I lost my arm in the war!"
A man sat in the chair and said to the barber, "Give me a Tony Curtis!"
he fell asleep and when we awoke he was completely bald!
"What's going on?". he shouted, "Don't you know who Tony Curtis is?"
"Yes", replied the barber, "I saw the King and I three times!"