Mobile?
Several men are in the locker room of a Dublin golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings,and Seamus pick’s up, engages the hands-free speaker function, and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Seamus : "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi darlin , it’s me. Are you at the club?"
Seamus : "Yes."
WOMAN: "I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
Seamus : "of course, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
Seamus : "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000."
Seamus : "OK, but for that price I want it with all the extra’s."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Mary,and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £980,000 for it."
Seamus :"Well, then you go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!"
Seamus : "Bye! I love you, too."
Seamus hangs up…The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
Seamus,…turns and asks, "Anyone know who’s phone this is?"