Drunk Willy

[Rondy]

Old Willy is having difficulty making his way home after a bout of heavy drinking with his cronies.
After some struggle he is now at his front door checking all his pockets for his door key but to no avail. All this while a Police Officer who is observing from a distant approaches Willy.
Police Officer: “What you up to mister?”
Willy: “ looking for the house key?
Police Officer: you live here, can you prove it?
Willy: “ sure can do Officer if you will help me get into the house through the window I will show you exactly the placement of my furnitures and TV set, location of the kitchen, bathroom and my bedroom.”
And so Willy enters the house through the window and duly opens the door to let the Officer in.
Willy: “there Officer, is my grand piano, next to it the book shelf. At the other wall is my new TV set. Down the hall way is my bedroom”
And Willy leads the Police Officer down the hallway. As he reaches the bedroom he opens the door, pointing inside Willy tells the Officer, “ see this my bedroom, And there see that’s me and my wife sleeping in our bed.”