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Skreecheeboy | 23:00 Tue 30th Oct 2007 | Phrases & Sayings
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Q: Do you know why women spend all their money on perfumes and cosmetics?
Punchline: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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Do you know why a lot of men spend all their time and money on cars? Because they're the ones who're dipsticks.
23:01 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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It's good Ice-maiden but it's not a patch on mine!
23:25 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Woops! i just realised I was supposed to put this in jokes. I feel like a total numpty!
23:33 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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No they buy lots of clothes and shoes too
23:34 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Lol - and you're right - yours was better!
23:34 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Well - would you like seeing us in jeans and wellies ALL the time?
23:36 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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I have to confess to having that fantasy
23:37 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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BH William - get down to the farm quickly!
23:39 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Jeans and wellies on women is totally underrated Ice-maiden!
23:41 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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And to think I've been getting changed as soon as possible after a working day! I'm amazed!!!
23:43 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Put it in jokes!

What's the point?
18:20 Thu 01st Nov 2007
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From the level of the "joke" I think Skreecheeboy is about 13 years old and thinks the height of humour is to shout out "willy" in the middle of Woolworths.
16:26 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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No, this is not true fact... women spend lot of money in purchasing cosmetics in order to look pretty among other people.

Resource - http://reformagroup.com/
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