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mibn2cweus | 20:02 Wed 09th Apr 2008 | Phrases & Sayings
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22:12 Wed 09th Apr 2008
I wonder aht time Naomi finishes dishing out the school dinners?
It's nice for her to have a bit of a part time job. Probably pays for her Bingo and Guinness, bless her heart.
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Theland, The speed and ease with which we sink to each other level is perhaps an indication of twoo wove more than anything else. The previous commentary was obviously an inappropriate response to the suggestion made in another thread/s that I am arrogant by virtue of the fact that I do not believe in your god and/or because I do believe that reality is (at least somewhat) comprehensible and therefore worthy of consideration in the quest to achieve a greater understanding.

Rather than embarking on an most likely hopeless endeavor to determine who cast the first stone in the manner of a middle-east conflict perhaps we can agree to put this petty game behind us (without consideration for who might have been the biggest looser), forget the past whilst seeing if we have taken away any lessons from it, and start anew, as if we had no previous (carnal or otherwise) knowledge of each other. I certainly am willing to give it a go. Whatever your choice in this manner consider this an answer to your question regarding any new insights into reality I might have gained lately.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Theland, you are funny. Why oh why don't you have a go at writing comedy sketches? :o)

Anyway, sorry for the delay. I'm just too busy for my own good these days. Hopefully it will calm down soon.

China, what you have sounds very much like something a friend had, and then I had, a little while ago. Generally unwell, and the most awful, dreadful, tiredness. Just no energy at all. She went to the doctor (I didn't - don't do doctors unless I'm in agony or dying), and he sent her for blood tests, etc. The diagnosis was 'a virus'. Vague, I know, but that was it. It lasted several weeks - and then suddenly went away. I wonder if that's what's wrong with you?
Oops, sorry Starman. I didn't see your post there. I typed my answer to Theland and China, then the phone rang, so I didn't posted it immediately - and it seems rather inappropriate at the moment.
Pretty much exactly how I feel Naomi, especially the tiredness, this has been kicking around for a couple of weeks now. I refuse to go to the doctors on account of being surrounded by the *******!
Mibs, the fault was ALL mine I assure you.
Please accept my apologies.
I have, however, as you suggested, taken something away from the meeting, two things actually:
1) Your fountain pen - as a Scouser it has to be done.
2) A greater appreciation of your sense of humour, and a greater admiration for your mind, which runs like a well oiled machine, (I know nothing of electronics or I would have compared you to the latest Hitachi programmable logic controller, so forgive the mechanical analogy).
I really am looking forward to you going out into the big arena, the new thread, to inject it with some much needed, "Oomph!"
Hit me, tear me to bits, don't pull your punches, ridicule me and let's put R & S back on the map of, well, whatever map you suggest.
My admiration for Naomi knows no bounds.
She is so industrious.
No sooner did she get home covered in encrusted cheese pie and mash from the school canteen, but then bathed, scented, and off to her evening job at the local hostelry, pulling pints for drooling old age pensioners and putting their blood pressure up a few notches.
Why? Look at her pub uniform!
I think she fancies one of the customers.
A contribution to the meaning of life:
Little girls wear big knickers.
As they get bigger and older, the knickers get smaller.
As they get older and older, the knickers get bigger and bigger.
Should we depict this on a graph and send it to the Royal Society?
Male volunteers to collect the data please form an orderly queue out of the Sanctuary, around the block and up the High Street.
Is there a male equivalent to this conundrum I wonder?
A parallel universal law?
I think not, as males of any age wear such an assortment of undergarb as to make a predictive graph impossible to produce.
Or have I missed something?
Well the telly must be good tonight, as this ole house is deathly quiet.
The only thing I can hear are my socks creaking as I walk from room to room. Must change them soon. Next week maybe. Only had these on since Xmas, a prezzie. Well, I had to buy myself something didn't I?
Oh I've been away so long that I missed Xmas on here.
Merry Xmas everybody, and a happy new nine months.
Nine months? Oops! I wasn't implying that this was a knocking shop you know, that got out of hand, just that there's only nine months left of 2009. Honestly!
There's a knocking shop around the corner from the yard, and I believe that for �40 they will do anything. I was thinking of going there, handing over my money, and asking them to come around and paint the living room.
Oh wonderful... I spend all day at work pondering mens bits and then come on here to find you asking about their pants Theland! ;0)
China, it sounds like it might be the same thing. Goodness knows what it is, but if it is what I had, one day pretty soon you'll wake up and realise that you're back to normal. It went as quickly as it came. Hope you feel better soon.

Theland, not bad in the uniform department - but how did you know that's just my kinda guy? Oh what exotic, and erotic, dreams I'll have tonight! (And if you believe that, you'll believe anything!).

Right, in fervent anticipation, I'm off to bed. Night everyone...... and I wish you beautiful dreams. ;ox
Ouch! On another thread I've just been smitten with a great big smit, in fact it was a SMIT!
I've never been smitted with such a big smit in my life, and the smitter was a busty barmaid from the Ring O' Feathers
who was irate at me for some unknown reason.
I've reported the incident to the local Plod, who promise to send a Blue Meanie around next month to investigate.
Where's the Ring O' Feathers?
Around the Ducks Bum!
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any takers?


Don't do it Theland! It will be the last star you get from me . . . stingy
I don't think I'll be showing off my medals on that thread, Mibs.
Regarding the R & S thread, certain exceptions could be made ..... er ..... it's not what you know, but who you know.
(nudge nudge, wink wink).
Now to get serious -
On the other thread, chakka35 speaks to Monk to tell him I will poduce no evidence regarding Mark being written by Mark, and regarding eyewitness accounts etc.
Now, be fair, should I spend hours researching for evidence that will convince them, when in my own mind I am already convinced on the evidence I have had over the years from various authors. It satisfies me but not them.
Anyway, comments please.
It seems to lack a conversational tone sometimes, and more like a cross examination - without the humour!
Oh boy! Yon chakka35 strikes me as a surly chap sometimes, quick to take umbrage, and even quicker to subtly mock without the humour.
Never mind, it takes all sorts doesn't it?
Wouldn't life be odious if we were all the same?
My better half is going out this evening, with her sister, my daughter, and friends. Off to a Chinese for a posh nosh and undoubtedly a few bottles of Changs Vino Corrapso.
One of the friends has just got back from Aintree, ladies day, and is probably half shot already.
Alas, she is also something of a psychic, truly.
So I'm on my own this evening, with the computer, the T.V. and the X-Box to choose from - and no beer!
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Why quibble when the One who could quite easily confirm authorship of what are purported to be His words remains ominously silent on the issue?
Yes, Theland, you should do your research. If you want to discuss the subject with people who possess sharp and rational minds - and who have done their homework - then you need to do yours, otherwise you offer an empty argument . Frankly, I fear your belief is now bordering upon an obsession which appears to be becoming more intense, and because I care about you, that worries me. It�s gone too far, and it simply isn�t healthy. It will drive you potty. I truly wish you could take your head out of the sand, accept the facts, and look at life realistically. Think about it �.. please.

Starman, he can�t do that, because he isn�t here any more.

This is sad. How can anyone make someone see sense?

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