If it's appropriate let me tell you about a talking dog here in the U.S.... Guy walks into a bar with a dog... bartender says "Get 'im outta here... no dogs allowed"... But the owner says "let me prove he's a talking dog"... Bartender give him one chance...owner says to dog "... Whats's the top part of a building called?"... Dog exclaims "Roof!"... The bartender throws them both out into the alley. The owner brushes himself off and walks back in, only to be warned again, but begs for one more chance. Bartender says "go ahead"... Dog owner says, what's the texture of sand paper?" Dog responds "Ruff".... again thrown bodily out. Last time, the owner and dog struggle back into the bar only to be met by the fearsome bartender, but hoping to prove his dog, the owner quickly asks "... Who was the most famous baseball player for the N.Y. Yankees?'... dog quickly says as clearly as a dog can... "Ruth"... dog and owner pick themselves up in the alley and the dog looks at the owner and asks, "... Well, then who was it, Dimaggio?"