proverbs

[jacquiclarke]

i'm stuck on these proverbs and sayings.
1, as p--- as a c----- m----
2.as n---- as a f---- c---
3.as s----- as f------ o-- a l--
4.as d-------- as c---- a-- c-----
5.as t---- as t-- s---- p-----
can anyone help, dashes equal a letter per space, ta

[valerieb1254]

1) As poor as a church mouse.

[valerieb1254]

5) As thick as two short planks.

[valerieb1254]

4) As different as chalk and cheese.

[valerieb1254]

3) As simple as falling off a log.

[burnhal]

2 as nutty as a fruit cake

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1) As p*ssed as a cockney mattress