pick up lines

[matt83]

what is your favourite and most succesful pick up line?

[NoGood Boyo]

"Would you like to see my 'answerbank' postings?"

[ll_billym]

"Do you come here often?". Seriously. But you gotta say it right.

[matt83]

"Do you come here often?".Thats to common...

[beale]

This might be a touch irrelevant as I suggest you never, ever try this but the funniest chat-up line I ever heard of was: Fancy a sh*g love? No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one? Like I said, never use this. If you do then you never heard it from me.

[Jamie Lewis]

Nice legs. What time do they open? Beale told me that one.

[Loraxxx]

oh my god, these replies are SOOO male! please! dou think us girls really fall for them?? lol y do u want a "succesful pick up line?" just a plain old "hi" would do! then u start chatting then take things further if u like! ...... not succesful with the laydees then???

[zgma]

Is that your real hair?

[Philtaz]

There's loads. Here's a few: Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all night! Here's 10 pence. Phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home later. Where's the thief? Reply: What thief? The thief that stole the stars and put them into your eyes! Marks out of two? I'd give you one! Do you sleep on your stomach? Reply: No. Do you mind if I do? The bluntest must be: Get your coat, you've pulled!

[mandybat]

get your coat love you've pulled! do you sleep on your stomach?....can I?

[mandybat]

rats! you beat me to it Philtaz!

[randomsugar]

I once had the pick up line "no that isnt a moth in my pants, I am just happy to see you" thats the weirdest one Ive had :S

[crazyvicky]

there's that joke isn't there.... the bloke says to the girl, 'the word of the day is legs. lets go back to mine and spread the word'.

[Merlin]

To pick up him, no chat needed, just the smile. To pick up her - complement the shoes and hair and offer to show her the shop that sells a handbag to match both.

[matt83]

guy: your mom is a terrorist! girl: what?? guy:because you are such a BOMB I got that from a friend:)

[paulz]

how do you like you eggs? fertilzed? or shall we eat first?

[stoo_pid]

Only ever chatted a girl up once. We'd seen each other a couple of times at a bowling alley (eye contact only, no words) & actually bumped into each other in the middle of London (long way from where we both lived) & made very small talk for a couple of minutes. Next time I saw her at the bowling alley I had to say something, even though I was surrounded by my mates & she, hers. I was about to say "So, do you come here often?" but as I started the sentence realised how awfult that was so thinking quickly decided to ask "Are you a regular bowler?" instead. Unfortunately something got horribly lost in translation and with everybody listening, the very words that came out of my mouth were, "So, tell me, are you regular..?" It worked though!

[IndieSinger]

That dress is very becoming on you.

Mind you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.

[Gratia]

"how you doin'?" , "you look pretty in that dress, but it would look better on my floor." bad one I know. Here's the best one ever, actually happen to be in Blackpool while I was visitin' my gran (from the US). This old guy walks up to be in a club says, "Oi there lovey, no pretty girl like you should be sitting down on your own. Here take me son!" he push his son at me and left. Hah!

[andy hughes]

I never used chat-up lines - women spot such desparation a mile off, I think talking to a lady like she's a human being is a better approach. That said, my fave line was qhoted by Terrence Trent D'arby to Paula Yates on 'The Tube' - "May I know your name? Because, otherwise, in my dreams tonight, I can only call you 'Baby'" I think that's pretty cool, and if I looked like him, it would probably work!

[Headtime]

"Can you smell sick?"...No?...Would you like a drink?