graffiti

[wasp]

What's the best graffiti you've seen ? how about :- And the lord came down to earth And did say unto the shepherds @#*~ off this is cattle country

[andy-hughes]

The best I saw was advised to me by a female friend - seen on toilet cubicle door at Keele University, and proving that a reply is often wittier than the original, which was -

"My mother made me a lesbian!"

and the response was -

"If I send her the wool, will she make me one?"

[Quizmonkey]

The classic on a condom machine always makes me laugh: "This chewing gum tastes funny"

[BockingBob]

Another on a condom machine was ....Buy me & stop one .

[BockingBob]

Or on the back of a toilet door ....Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat .........some days you get pi��ed off

[BockingBob]

Life is like a **** sandwich
The more bread you've got
The less **** you eat !.

[BockingBob]

Opps my mistake .
Life is like a S**t sandwich
The more bread you've got
The less Sh*t you eat .
Sorry.

[Mr-Marvel]

Best i have seen,* To all virgins, thanks for nothing.*

[waterboatman]

ho ho ho and jump for joy, I was here before Kilroy!!

Sorry to spoil your little joke, I was here first but my pencil broke.
Kilroy

[jd_here]

Over the urinal in the pub.....thank you landlord for the loan of your beer!

[wasp]

Another condom machine message. If this machine is not working see the manager. To which was added .......... If it is working see the barmaid !

[Parsfan]

There's a village in Central Scotland called Crook of Devon, so called because it sits on the crook of the river Devon. On the signpost leading into the village someone had added under the village name "Twinned with the thief of Baghdad".

Some others:

Richard the Lionheart is not dead. He's alive and well and asking Christian Barnard for his money back.

Jack the Ripper is not dead. He's alive and well and doing my laundry.

Dyslexics Rule - KO!

Or for the thinkers among you - The urge to destroy is creative.

[littleigloo]

The best I saw on a condom machine was .were it said
Electronically tested, some bright spark drew an arrow pointing downwards followed by the words.
SO WAS THE TITANIC!!!!

[littleigloo]

A sign at the side of the road boasting the prowess of speed cameras said, police have caught 562 speeding motorists already this year, underneath was written..................... and not one bloody burglar!!

[fourteen85]

Seen in the Kirkstone Inn many years ago ' I always thought peking was in China, then I discovered acid'

[carrust]

One in a pubic toilet written on the floor in a cubicle.

"You are now sh1tting at 45 degrees".

[Everhelpful]

Jesus Saves,but Torres scores from the rebound.