What a good idea

Handbaglady | 13:30 Fri 13th Aug 2010 | Phrases & Sayings

17 Answers

Let's put all the senior citizens in jail, and the criminals in a
nursing home.
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks,
they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying
it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built
for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.
J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
Gardens.
Each senior could have a PC, T. V., Radio, and daily phone call. (even
porn if that’s what they wanted!)
There would be a board of Directors, to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The "criminals" on the other hand, would get cold food, be left all
alone, and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room, and pay £2000.00 per month and have no hope of
ever getting out.

Justice for all.