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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Jammies on! Welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Pyjama Party!
Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.
The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.
For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.
Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.
Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers
Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.
The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.
For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.
Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.
Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers
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Good evening Daisy, I think the "liquid" nightcap will blend well with your eau de nil jammies, even if the tartan dressing gown isn't the picture of sartorial elegance tonight. On these cold and dark winter nights it's best to be warm and comfortable at all times, especially when flying, those pigeons and to a certain extent geese can be troublesome. Though you will have to be mindful if you are out on the broom on Christmas eve not to "run into" flying reindeer!
good evening all fair ones, red ones and those of other hues that enter the hallowed nation of nungate.
Riffle
One passport to Edinburgh (expired)
One Penny Red
One Twopenny Blue
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we are 90 days late)
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we have lost it)
One hessian sack with Postdog in it (anybody seen him? - I rest my case).
One Christmas Card "Santa's knickurs are showin'"
One Deer horn - works well on a TVR
One sleigh - one rusted skate
Bucket of snow
Bucket of ice for Polar Bear
Bucket of goat-poop, courtesy of tony.
Riffle
One passport to Edinburgh (expired)
One Penny Red
One Twopenny Blue
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we are 90 days late)
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we have lost it)
One hessian sack with Postdog in it (anybody seen him? - I rest my case).
One Christmas Card "Santa's knickurs are showin'"
One Deer horn - works well on a TVR
One sleigh - one rusted skate
Bucket of snow
Bucket of ice for Polar Bear
Bucket of goat-poop, courtesy of tony.
One day there was an AB goat,
Who really liked to eat Quaker oats.
He ran around and played mintily all day,
being all ummmm happy, and fgt gay.
Next a dark cloud came near,
and the little redman, drank some beer.
Drunk he was, so he picked a fight,
so that little dark SAB cloud, became amazingly bright.
Down came a thunder Ed bolt, at that tony goat,
and destroyed much more, than just his cashmere coat.
The cloud ran away, back to the ocean.
The goat applied, some sibbo antiseptic lotion.
That little tony goat, was all scratched and MT bruised,
so he figured, his rowan beer was far too brewed!
Now that tony goat, will be made more nice,
and eat his oats deep throat, with 50 shades of sugar and spice.
(adapt.)
Who really liked to eat Quaker oats.
He ran around and played mintily all day,
being all ummmm happy, and fgt gay.
Next a dark cloud came near,
and the little redman, drank some beer.
Drunk he was, so he picked a fight,
so that little dark SAB cloud, became amazingly bright.
Down came a thunder Ed bolt, at that tony goat,
and destroyed much more, than just his cashmere coat.
The cloud ran away, back to the ocean.
The goat applied, some sibbo antiseptic lotion.
That little tony goat, was all scratched and MT bruised,
so he figured, his rowan beer was far too brewed!
Now that tony goat, will be made more nice,
and eat his oats deep throat, with 50 shades of sugar and spice.
(adapt.)
