One day there was an AB goat,
Who really liked to eat Quaker oats.
He ran around and played mintily all day,
being all ummmm happy, and fgt gay.
Next a dark cloud came near,
and the little redman, drank some beer.
Drunk he was, so he picked a fight,
so that little dark SAB cloud, became amazingly bright.
Down came a thunder Ed bolt, at that tony goat,
and destroyed much more, than just his cashmere coat.
The cloud ran away, back to the ocean.
The goat applied, some sibbo antiseptic lotion.
That little tony goat, was all scratched and MT bruised,
so he figured, his rowan beer was far too brewed!
Now that tony goat, will be made more nice,
and eat his oats deep throat, with 50 shades of sugar and spice.
(adapt.)