Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Jammies on! Welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Pyjama Party!

Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.

The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.

For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.

Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.

Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers

[nungate]

tell me about it Tony! I do stop her using it at the table though

[DTCwordfan]

I have it on good word that Dave exited Northamptonshire looking like this, folk. Tony note:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Chest_waxing_cropped.jpg/250px-Chest_waxing_cropped.jpg

[nungate]

Ouch!

[DaisyNonna]

Is it nearly the time for the Penguins? Need some chocolate.

[Mammar]

Love to Mrs Queen x x
Have you rubbed her chest with a good dollop of goose grease, Nungate?

[tonyav]

Yes Igor another bucket of erm nighty cap for Mammar, she appears to still be able to stand up.

[tonyav]

Jaysus, DT. he'll never be the same again.

[Mammar]

Did somebody mention chocklit?

[nungate]

The penguins will be performing out on the ice rink, just outside to the left of the front entrance down by the maze Daisy, but I don't think there will be chocolate. If you'd like some I can arrange it for you. Will it be a bar, a box or a mug of the hot stuff? (marshmallows optional)

[DTCwordfan]

apparently this guy is looking for a girl-friend......

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iq2vQY1Jeaw/R5Y-U54E06I/AAAAAAAADz4/Cy23AO65UpQ/s400/zu2.jpg

[nungate]

You want some choccie too Mammar? thinks the nightcap has be rather strong

[nungate]

hairy Mary DT - you could have warned us! Fair made me shiver that did!

[tonyav]

A cave man for gness to practice on then DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Would love a mug please. No marshmallows thankyou.

[Mammar]

I could go for a hot chocklit with marshmallows, please.
It might clear this blurry vision
Unless, of course, it's snowing inside?

[tonyav]

Got any Mars bars, maam.

[Mammar]

I'm sure I've seen that bloke on a programme with David Attenborough

[nungate]

I'll send down to the kitchens for hot choccies all round - my own personal preference is for White hot choccie - not forgetting the Mars bar for Tony...

[DaisyNonna]

Found out the other day that there is a book genre called Choc Lit. Anyone heard of it?

[DTCwordfan]

Are there Bars on Mars, send up a few more of those Rovers then.....