Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Jammies on! Welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Pyjama Party!

Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.

The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.

For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.

Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.

Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers

[tonyav]

Will do Mammar must go and scratch something.
Yabadaba doo Iv'e won the tank.
checks DT's tickets, he's won the cat brush.

[tonyav]

Yeah, good idea that Daisy.

[nungate]

Didn't Villa do well today Daisy?

[DaisyNonna]

A win was required. If they want a draw I would gladly provide them with a blackboard and some chalk.

[tonyav]

Another draw nungate.

[Mammar]

Thank goodness Tony got the tank.
Tony, can you make sure to give it a good wash to get rid of my fingerprints? Err I mean, all the mud.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, have you been to Bovington Tank Museum? If not you would really enjoy it.

[tonyav]

No problem Mammar I will give it a good power washing to get rid of all the evid erm I mean mud.
No I haven't Daisy perhaps I should.

[nungate]

Oh dear, not so good for Villa then? I'm afraid I don't pay too close attention to e footie going on over here, I seem to be all wrapped up in La Liga - things have reached a pretty state when I recognise the flippin' referees, and can impart to best beloved which player or manager was at which team a few years ago............ heck I even understand the offside rule! (so does queenie)

[tonyav]

Well done nungate and qom for understanding the offside rule, petty a lot of the ref's don't.

[shoota]

Where is it?

[nungate]

Perhaps we should think about training their guide dogs Tony

[Mammar]

Nungate, I must take my leave. I have an appointment over in the Vale of the Dragon to try and breed a dragon before my grandson does. Just to annoy him, you understand.
Thank you so much for your faultless hosting as per usual.
Nite all x x

[DaisyNonna]

Went with S-i-L and grandson. Interesting even for a female. Some good interactive stuff, communications and firearms. Clambering inside a tank was an education.

[tonyav]

Good night all and thanks for a lovely evening maam.
Are you ready Daisy, get your coat and I'll go and bring the Vauxhall Cresta round, soon have you home.

[DaisyNonna]

Never understood what the problem is with understanding the off-side rule.

[nungate]

Ah your are all deserting us now. Oh, well, good night to all and to all a good night.

Before you all depart, please note that the Nungate Towers Annual Christmas Ball, will be held on the Saturday before Christmas to which all Mad over fifties are invited

[tonyav]

Sounds like a very interesting place Daisy.

[tonyav]

Thanks for the invite maam.

[DaisyNonna]

Will my broom fit in the boot Tony? The cat will be happy on the back seat cuddling my cloak. Totsiens friends. Thankyou for a lovely evening.