Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Jammies on! Welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Pyjama Party!

Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.

The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.

For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.

Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.

Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers

[DTCwordfan]

romantic tosh for women - bit wot like I write.....

[nungate]

The bars on Mars have little in the way of atmosphere DT.

Don't know about books like those Daisy, I do have some chocolate cookery books in my collection - a couple by that well known maker of Dairy Milk...

[Mammar]

Chocolate is my favourite vegetable

[DaisyNonna]

According to an old friend I used to make a dessert incorporating melted Mars bars many years ago. Unsurprisingly I have lost the recipe. Anybody remember one?

[nungate]

We should all eat at leaast five portions of fruit and veg a day.............

[tonyav]

Well up in nungates country they seem to like them Mars bars deep fried so I believe mammar.

[nungate]

Mmmm I heard that too Tony, Nigella has been known to deep fry bounty bars........... on a personal note, I loathe mars bars too sickly sweet for me

[Mammar]

The thing is, there are two Terry's chocolate oranges wrapped up and sitting on top of my wardrobe ready to be given out as Xmas presents. I managed to resist them several days ago but I hear them calling to me again. . .

[tonyav]

Topics are quite nice I think, nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

Dark Red Bounty bars - not good for you but delish

[tonyav]

Mammar but if you eat one it will leave the other one all alone !.

[Mammar]

Shhh. . . Listen. . . Can you hear them too?

[tonyav]

Any way every one stand to attention I think gness is on her way over.

[DaisyNonna]

Did you know that as part of your 5 a day it takes 7 cherry tomatoes to make one portion. For me that would preclude eating anything else!

[gness]

Glory be Tony!!! You got me all excited there. :-(
evening all....flying visit but in need of a nightcap please. x

At least Dave left Northamptonshire DT. Some were not as lucky. x

[nungate]

Best beloved has (on occasion) been known to buy me a whole box of the dark red bounty bars on his forays into Makro DT.

Mammar, your tale of the chocolate oranges so reminds me of my mum. One Saturday (many years ago when I was still single and happy) she asked me if I fancied nipping out to buy her some chocolate, I told her I didn't fancy a trip out to the shop but (because I like to get things in for Christmas early) I had some Chocolate oranges in my wardrobe and did she want to have half (I'd have the other) only to be told "half?, no I want a whole one!" Needless to say I had to buy another orange later!

[nungate]

Well, hello there Gness, lovely to see you, glad you could join us.
A bucket of "nightcap" maybe?

Igor! IGOR! A bucket for our guest..........

[Mammar]

Stand to attention? You're 'avin a larf, aincha?
I can't even stand, let alone "attention"

[tonyav]

Yes DT I believe dave was one of the lucky ones, gness I'm sure your well used to men standing to attention when you enter a room ! lol.

[DaisyNonna]

Bounty bars? Coconut? Not feeling too good.