What Do You Get?

[marval]

What do you get when you cross

A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.

A canary with a mole? A miner bird.

A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine.

A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

A termite with a house? An exterminator.

A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.

A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger..

A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

A kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper.

A gorilla and a sheep? A nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too
long.

[Patsy33]

Good ones Marval....

[1ozzy]

A Jack Russell with a Shih-tzu?

[Butterbun]

Are you practising for Halloween?