Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[starone]

No mo - that sounds good doesn't it. Anyone can join the fun.
I have plenty of weeds btw, but I have tried smoking them and they don't do anything for me. Perhaps they are the wrong kind. Tried dandy lines, daisies (no it's all right daisynonna, don't get worried) and various other things I found on the lawn but nothing works. Will one of you strong men pick up daisynonna, I think she is having an attack of the flutters. Must have been something I said.

[DTCwordfan]

Daisy is well qualified to give a major discourse this evening for the beneficial soporific effect that a lecture at this night should provide the tail-cock inebriated around here.. Hic.

[joggerjayne]

Starbuck ...

I don't want paying.

I just want to be able to join in for a bit.

Without AB M o 50's Club, the highlights of my evening would have been (1) taking my curry foil containers out to the wheelie bin, and (2) looking out of the window.

[DTCwordfan]

jayne, I could have come to Brighton and shared......

[Mamyalynne]

Mojo all references have been checked, thanks so much for those lovely donations.

JJ the foil containers could be raffled am sure.

[mojohnson]

I had some ruffle stuff too - is it too late - a scented candle left over from chrissy 3 years ago - some fast energy pills and some bogoff satsumas

[Mamyalynne]

Oh what joy, no not too late, the raffle will be drawn very soon.

This weeks tickets are number Lilac, watch this space for the winning colours.

[joggerjayne]

DTC ... we could have gone out somewhere.

The Festival started today, so there's loads on.

[starone]

jj - know what you mean. I sometimes sit staring vacantly into space and wondering what it's all about. Or trying to type musical thingys on here so that I can sing "What's it all about Alfie?" Can't work it out - lots of other symbols but not musicy things.

[albaqwerty]

I've been cleaning underneath the hall table. The size of the web-cobs are impressive and the number of half-filled glasses are quite hic somethink

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou so much. My flutter has been comlpetely buttered, Another tailcock to revive me perhaps? Discourse may be slightly different from datcourse but is there a possibility of exebriation? Hic!

[joggerjayne]

What time does the Over 50's Club close ?

[starone]

When everyone decides it's time for bed.Or sometimes when mamya has had enough and throws us all out, broomsticks and all.

[DTCwordfan]

not sure Jayne, but I have to head up to the sack so will say night to you all....Kisses to the fairer sex (inc you Jayne) and be back in sometime tomorrow evening.

Byeeeee

[albaqwerty]

normally about 5.50 am JJ

I'll get my broomstick.....

[joggerjayne]

Oh, heck.

I was going to go to bed too.

If I leave now, there will just be rumours about me and DTC.

[mojohnson]

I'll not wait for the raffle - just say ni'ni' all - see you soon xx

[Mamyalynne]

So sorry to be late with the draw.

This weeks winning colours are

53
66
13
88
49
78
63


All prizes are arranged on the hall sideboard, please do not squabble.

We close when all have had enough

[joggerjayne]

Okay, me too.

I'll try to bring something for the raffle next time.

Goodnight, everyone.



"DTC ... wait for me !!! ... "

[Mamyalynne]

Oh goodnight to all who have toddled off, more tailcocks have been prepared.