Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening all and welcome to our club.

I am sure the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Raffle contributions so far

Two under ripe bananas
A jar of Branston Pickle (sell by date June 1998)
A pair of long johns (salmon pink)
4 books of sudoku puzzles only some completed.


We are having trouble attracting speakers at the moment. Apparently the word is out on the 'circuit' that sometimes it can be rather damp here. Cannot think why.

[ladyalex]

Might be

[DTCwordfan]

Lady Alex, you knowest all; I seek in vain
What lands to till or sow with seed -
The land is black with Lore and weed,
Nor cares for falling Mamyas or rain.

Lady Alex, Thou knowest all; I sit and mope
With TTFN eyes and hands that fail,
Till the last lifting of the AOG veil
And the first opening of the Moat.

Lady Alex, Thou knowest all; I cannot see.
I trust I shall not live in Pain,
I know that we shall drink again
In some Tailcock saturated Alley.

Thanks Oscar. (Adapt).

[DaisyNonna]

is Buttons, who is going to be Bows?

[ttfn]

DT - I may need my varifocals more than ever now, but my hands never fail me. Did I mention before that I have knocked someone out with a right hand uppercut? True ☺

[ttfn]

Beau's what, Daisy?

[ladyalex]

I don't know about 'knowest all', DT, but I am getting more familiar with you .
Walk away from the drink now. Don't look back.
You will get over this.

Can I be Bows, please Daisy ? I like a frill.

[DTCwordfan]

it must be the association with the AOG veil, that I can understand, ttfn!

[DTCwordfan]

The laugh is I need a drink. "bojer as a sudge tonight.....especially a Noocastle one."

[ladyalex]

Good consternoon, affable springs to mind...

[ttfn]

Milady - that was so quick off the keyboard - I shall see you in a new (blue) light from now on.

[ladyalex]

Lots of Polis in my family, but luckily, not me...hee hee

[DaisyNonna]

Beaujolais of course.
Without doubt ladyalex. What colour frillies do you crave?

[ladyalex]

I'm sure there used to be and 'advice for foreigners' that in Britain, every brothel is marked by a blue light outside.

[ladyalex]

Pink frillies, please, Daisy. What else ?

[ttfn]

DT - I will gladly pour you a Courvoisir if that would please your palate?

[DaisyNonna]

Purple! Like the poem. "When I am an old lady I will wear purple..."
Now officially old I must go and buy some more purple unmentionables.
So glads Mamy is safe, if not sound. Seem to have an empty glass here.

[DTCwordfan]

Now that would be nice, especially a Hennessy XO.

I am opening une bouteille du vin rouge, toute suite.

[ttfn]

Allow me to pour you another Daisy - find the biggest glass you can, not that there is one bigger than mine lol

[Mamyalynne]

Refills all round then.

Not sound you say, am sound as a pound - ah se what you mean

[ladyalex]

I am sticking to the green ganders. They're doing it for me.